feeling snug as a bug in "another" rug

Anders chose a furnished apartment. Quite nice, I have to say except for the furnished part. Imagine Hugh Hefner was asked to be a special guest decorator in Debbie Travis home decorating show to fundraise a charity project to help disabled and retired bunnies. I am sure the final result would somewhat look like our apartment; black crystal chandeliers, a leopard carpet, black fur chairs and a picture of Marilyn Monroe. The only thing that kept me from screaming "O MY GOD" as if hugh and debbie took me by surprise by jumping from behind the kitchen door was the missing rotating bed. Although it sounds surreal because
a. nobody wants to pay for retired bunnies
b. let alone, watch Debbie Travis on television these days
we still have to deal with our landlord's shameful home decorating plan.

There is no way we can blame Debbie or Hugh for it and send them back the dead squirrel, called a rug, that is shedding its fur on the white marble floor. We can only use it as an excuse for deliberately forgetting our new years resolution of spending less and saving more: we needed to buy the comfortable L-shaped couch, the feathery misty grey carpet, the amplifier and home theater system,.. to make us feel more at home.
Or we could just blame Anders, his bad taste home decorating skills and for not bringing a camera with him when he went house hunting.